Justice has to be cold. Deal with it; it's just ice. - Natalya Vorobyova
Because of the green-eyed one, I see red and that makes me blue. - Natalya Vorobyova
I love my ex so much I printed out all his pictures. After all, I need him for target practice. And I just love customised toilet paper and doormats. My only regret is that those items don't bear his autograph. - Natalya Vorobyova
I tend to throw tantrums a lot. Wear a helmet in my presence. - Natalya Vorobyova
Between cold war and hot peace, our love got sterilized to death. - Natalya Vorobyova
Gentleman: An imaginary creature found in Jane Austen novels. - Natalya Vorobyova
Hate lawyers all you want. Unlike you, we'll never be replaced with robots. Case closed! - Natalya Vorobyova
Your kisses are like miracle fruit that sweetens my life without ruining my diet. - Natalya Vorobyova
Love and Hate: both are four-lettered and both involve passion. And sometimes when love turns into hate, passion grows murderous. - Natalya Vorobyova
I'd represent "Love" when it sued hypocritical writers for abuse. - Natalya Vorobyova
I suggest he starts introducing himself as "Lessman"; he is classless, tactless, and mannerless. - Natalya Vorobyova
Assassins: they got sass and live on sin. - Natalya Vorobyova
Writing is a form of art. Do not use New Times Roman or Arial because it's boring and hackneyed. - Natalya Vorobyova
He has a magic touch. He can turn a G into a C. My heart was made of gold; now it's all cold. - Natalya Vorobyova
For me to forgive my ex, he would have to sign a marriage contract with his tears and seal it with his blood. - Natalya Vorobyova
He was a serial dater, and she was a serial killer. Justice brought them together. - Natalya Vorobyova
For a control freak, love and the desire to control others are synonymous. Once they lose control over the object of their desire, hostility takes over in full force. - Natalya Vorobyova
An eye for an eye will only make the world bright. Sorry, Mahatma. This is the absolute and only true form of justice. - Natalya Vorobyova